12 Days of Bacon

-Plan-

Be in the Discord before Sunday at 8PM EST!

I will start my cast then with some TPG announcements, and then unmute/undeafen myself, we’ll do the song, and then end the event, then raid our Community Partner, Variety TV.

-Song breakdown in reverse-

Chibikuma – 12 candied bacon

MagiusRerecros – 11 bacon burgers

DruidOfNecro – 10 pounds of fatback

Karoleigh – 9 bacon salt cans

RogueInfinity – 8 smoked pancetta

Sethyroth (& Deso?) – 7 bacon cocktails

Madeen4 – 6 tasty pork rinds

Heman_Gaming – 5 bacon strips

Archaellys (& Snarfy?) – 4 bacon pies

FuzzyLogik – 3 bacon wraps

Katemonsterful – 2 blt’s

HeyOT6 – a ba-con weave just for me

 

You only sing:

1) your assigned part,

2) the first line AFTER you’ve gone. (i.e. “On the first day of bacon, my true love gave to me”)

 

Also, anyone is welcome to sing “five bacon strips,” after they’ve gone for their part because that shit’s so cash.

 

I know there will be Discord-de-sync. I don’t care. It will be hilarious.

 

-Full Lyrics-

On the fi-irst day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the second day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the third day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the fourth day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the fifth day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

FIVE BACON STRIPS

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the sixth day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

six tasty pork rinds

FIVE BACON STRIPS

our bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the seventh day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

seven bacon cocktails

six tasty pork rinds

FIVE BACON STRIPS

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the eighth day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

eight smoked pancetta

seven bacon cocktails

six tasty pork rinds

FIVE BACON STRIPS

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the ninth day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

nine bacon salt cans

eight smoked pancetta

seven bacon cocktails

six tasty pork rinds

FIVE BACON STRIPS

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the tenth day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

ten pounds of fatback

nine bacon salt cans

eight smoked pancetta

seven bacon cocktails

six tasty pork rinds

FIVE BACON STRIPS

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the eleventh day of bacon, my true love gave to me,

eleven bacon burgers

ten pounds of fatback

nine bacon salt cans

eight smoked pancetta

seven bacon cocktails

six tasty pork rinds

FIVE BACON STRIPS

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

—————–

On the twelth day of bacon, my true love gave to me,eleven bacon burgers

twelve candied bacon

eleven bacon burgers

ten pounds of fatback

nine bacon salt cans

eight smoked pancetta

seven bacon cocktails

six tasty pork rinds

FIVE BACON STRIPS

four bacon pies

three bacon wraps,

two blts’s

and a ba-con weave just for me.

YAY